Briana. 19. I'm getting too old for this shit.
“niall i need to come inside”
“whats the password?”
*long heavy sigh*
“niall is the craic daddy wey hey”
remember when harry was all jack willis and amercrombie sweats while dealing with a being naked addiction with his big curls and his stupid dimpled smile grinning like a fool singing isn’t she lovely while demanding you get out of his kitchen because he’s tired and it’s winter I going to go cRY NOW BYE
i feel like when harry was little he’d steal gemma’s tea set and have a tea party with all his stuffed animals, and he’d pour them all tea and talk to them and ask them questions like, “mr. giraffe, why the long face??” and then he’d giggle to himself about all the funny jokes he cracked at tea
School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
harder than a pornstars dick
i am swimming in the amount of tears
Someone took Harry’s hat off and he started saying “please give it back”. That’s why his hair was all crazy.
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
I guess now you could call it a high school
ultimate sign of trust is me handing you my laptop or phone without hesitation
if you’re upset about the finale of your show this week, no matter which show it is, take comfort in the fact that anything that happened can’t possibly be as awful as Dan being Gossip Girl
im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK
IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT
LORD FUCKWAD
HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
